Popsicles.

Why do they always look like penes*?

(*actual correct plural form of ‘penis’.)
Popsicles.

Why do they always look like penes*?

(*actual correct plural form of ‘penis’.)
I have a friend who just started dating a guy who wears hip waders all the time.
He looks like a really nice guy. But every time I see him, I’m just like “haha! hip waders!” Not like “you’re so uncool with your hip waders,” but just as a response to the inherent hilarity of hip waders.
hippy hip hip.
In the movie Stranger Than Fiction, Dustin Hoffman questions Will Ferrell about which story he could be a part of, and says that Ferrell’s character is not a Golem. Ferrell replies “Yes, I am relieved to know I am not a golem.”
Edify thyself.